Hats- At the Royal Wedding Of Someone And Someone Else

Must comment on the most posh event of the year.
What’s with the hats?  They are all pasted on the foreheads these days–creating modern versions of unicorns.

Victoria stood stiff, trying to balance the hat and hide her baby bump(why, I have no idea).  She is dressed all dark and somber too–you know, dear, they are getting married, not buried.

Victoria– Can’t Bend it like Beckham

This hat in beige looks like an enormous door knocker.  Anybody home?

Princess Beatrice
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

                         Methinks the blue hat on the right looks like a kayak.

Sigh! There was a time when hats actually sat on heads.

An old flame of William’s

           Can’t seem to get this out of my mind.


My all-time favorite is THIS hat :


Talk Amongst Yourselves

I’ve not written anything for a while which prompts me to quote Mike Myers from “Coffee Talk with Linda Richman” on Saturday Night Live.  “I’m a little verklempt.  Talk amongst yourselves.  I’ll give you a topic. The chickpea is neither a chick nor a pea.  Discuss.”
That ought to buy me some time…